Many people says that Duckra Yoga was revealed by an ancient yoghin called Quack Quackchandra, who lived in a cave because he was rejected from the orphanage Spit the carrot, eat a cabbage from the old hindi village Aboobadooboo. Why rejected? Because he was using to put small snakes and frogs inside the pants of his mates while these were sleeping, or, also, to slap the ladies on their innocent buttocks. Unfortunatelly, this last developed skill was applied also to some old lady teachers. But here it started the troubles for the little Quack Quackchandra: eack slap! on the old buttocks usually were launching some unbelievable farts. Peasents from that spiritual hindi village were almost killed because of the smell. Actually,
statistics from that time and region mention 6547756 cases of suicide. And this way, when it came the 6547756+1th case, which is hard to be computed right now, all of them decided to kill the little Quack. However, the most elder lady teacher, which was the one preffered for slapping, screamed to the people who came in front of the orphenage, armed with axes and maces: Don’t kill him!, she said, let him live full of shame, out there, in the jungle!. People judged the saying for two secs, and decided after that to kill also the slapped lady. But the leader ( which was leader because he had the most coloured axe) said full of wisdom: Stop it, guys! Let better let him run for 5 minutes and hunt him afterwards, just for fun!…. Hurrray!, screamed the crowd, Dammit! Let hunt, catch and cook the little bastard!… Hurray! Hurrray! Hurray! Ok, boys and girls, said the leader, let do it! Artefact no. 867752.(3) from National Museum of Aboobadooboo The legendary scene of Let all fuck the little Quack! And, anticipating with about several good thousands of years the more famous Run, Forrest, run!, the young Quack run through the jungle, and run, and run, and run for three months and a half. When finally he didn’t heard the screams of his hunters, he decided to rest for a while. Bad luck, it was the hole of a well-known tiger in the region, called Shere Khan. It happened that this one came back to his hole in a very bad mood, because he was humillated by the young tiger lady Francesca when it comes to make it together, second time… As you see, a lot of events in the universe were pushing the little Quack forward to meet his destiny. I didn’t know that this hole was taken, I’m sorry, sir!, said Quack, carefully stepping back. Fuck you kid, get lost!, said the brave tiger, starting to cry in the shadow of the jungle. Ok, bye-bye!, mister tiger, have a nice evening!, and Quack started to run again and again and again…

(1) - ancient times Run, Quack Gump, run! - nowadays Time for Tantra: run quickly girl, otherwise all partners will be taken!
(2) Looking for Nirvana …where the fuck did they move the entrance…?	(3)The way of Kundalini …pass through and get the ultimate date with the guru Donald the Duck.

After another three months of running he arrived to the Indian Ocean. He stopped there, and discovered the famous cave. Because he didn’t notice any number or name on it, he decided to name it The Cave of Quark, No. 1.

This way there were invented several concepts: 1 (math), address (posting), private property (law), quarks (quantum mechanics) – this last one simply by mistake, because he misspelled his name, Quack, on the board with the number of cave. But of course, this is the (single) way the science comes into our world: by mistake. All scientists know what I’m talking about. Excepting some that don’t read this blog.

History. Legends. Quack-quarks.

Well, while resting in the cave, little Quack Quackchandra started to cry. He actually was addicted to slapping people. And no people around to be slapped on the buttocks, or whereever…
Here it comes the next stage in our story.

After about 5-6 years of crying in the dark, the illumination strikes the teenager Quack Quackchandra right on the head, while he was playing with some bugs, before to eat them. What if I would slap myself…., he screamed, smashing by mistake his lunch, …I’ll be a complete man after fulfilling this!.
I will not discuss here that aspect of completness, it’s up to each of us on how to consider it. But I feel some pity for my hero, therefore I will just ask you to take into account that he was and ancient guy without any education, trying to slap something around, like any man on the planet Earth. …And, all around, no fuckin’ asses to be used, imagine!

He was so excited about his new idea so that he immediatelly started to practice.

And practiced…

Duckra Yoga Demo #1 : Slap the flea and let it be

Duckra Yoga Demo #2 : Gently push the flea ambush

Duckra Yoga Demo #3 : Enjoy yourself while slapping it, don't ever use as rhymme the shit

Year after year he came closer and closer to his target, and, this way, even without knwing it, he actually invented the famous Duckra Yoga.

Ok, boys and girls, please pay attention now.
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