The City’s Alex Smith Needs To Eat A Sandwich.
0% Body Fat 100% Drama
No seriously. Dude needs a sandwich. Apparently he’s 6′2″ so the proportion looks a little distorted in this picture but umm…yeah. Is it just me or is this unsettling? []
Alex Smith is a New York based model who pops up from time to time to meddle in the otherwise pristine and boring life of Whitney Port. All of this non-drama goes down on MTV’s latest Laguna Beach spinoff once removed, The City, which follows Ms. Port on her move from LA (of The Hills fame) to New York (which will never be known as that city Whitney moved to). [MTV's ]
Alex was cajoled into a date with Whitney by MTV producers the most terrifyingly awesome woman alive, Kelly Cutrone. After ONE encounter, he proceeds to be labelled by producers as “Whitney’s friend,” by Whitney and her friends as “someone she knows” and by America as “that guy.”
Which guy? The drama queen guy who calls someone (Whitney) to tell them that his roommate’s best friend thinks she’s still dating Whitney’s sometime boyfriend. Who is this guy? The Dark Helmet of MTV? I’m sure he’s not that bad a guy but talk about poor editing and maybe a poor diet?