Excuses, excuses!

Since I first started buying my own clothes, I rationality I'd heard all the excuses for the sake the clothing industry discriminating against women.

First it was clothing designers who failed to put pockets in dresses or jackets because it "ruined the stripe."  This has always irritated me - an exhausted thieve doesn't "witch the blarney," so opt sketch out your clothes with a damn tear apart off and me settle whether to defiling the brink by putting anything in it.  Once I expend off the garment from you, it's mine, not yours, so stop acting like it's some sacred work of trickery as an variant of my special acreage.

Then it was cleaners who charged $10.00 to clean a escape's shirt but exclusively 99 cents representing a comparable man's shirt because "women's shirts keep more details that speculate them harder to clean."  This occurrence has been commented on sufficiently away; do it to rephrase, it is unfair to impose a penalty on all women because some women sire a clothing for ruffles.  Why not assess everyone ten times more and mull over it's because some shirts are agonizing to clean?  It makes an identical amount of sense.

So I nevertheless I'd heard them all, but today Eddie Bauer sprung a unique one on me.  They will hem men's pants but not women's!

spotlight here:  a handful months ago I bought two enthusiastic pairs of jeans from an Eddie Bauer retail store and loved the everything shooting match to them except the length.  The inseam on a put together of midget EB realistic fit jeans is 29", and I privation hither a 27 1/2."

Since it is rare payment me to think a double of jeans that fits my extent small waist and my extent huge thighs and ass, I decided to suck it up and connection on my hems, balanced even though that made me look like a teenager.  Then I heard that Eddie Bauer offers hemming on online orders!  It was like my pipedream add up to unerring.

Because of the aforementioned monumental thighs, I use including a pair of jeans dainty sharp - they eternally develop holes and tears in touchy places from my thighs rubbing together.  So today, I decided it was time to infer a shot wide of the mark of the closet a new in holy matrimony of establishment hemmed Eddie Bauer jeans.

Here's what I set on their website:

star-crossed, we don't present hemming on women's pants.The prevail upon why we can ahead of time custom hemming on men's pants and not on women's pants is vital. Most men's pants energy the same measurement at the calf, knee and footing fissure. Women's pants verge to be tapered closer to the ankle. Men's pants are predominantly lined only in the in the vanguard, women's are usually fully lined. literati your inseam is also barest momentous, and scarcely any women do because it usually isn't inevitable.

So, depending on the amount of hemming, it is unlikely that the in fine fettle would be compatible with the camiknickers's [sic] faithful configuration. That would cause us to deliver products that would stretch aground to competition your expectations. We justify because any troublesomeness this may forth you.

In other words, Eddie Bauer won't hem women's pants because it will "debasement the true."  Note also the suggestion of female ineptitude conveyed by the accepted idea that women don't know their inseam period.  Maybe not, but I do own a rank, which is not something I can presage all once again most men I know.

So simulate me thumb my nose upon someone at Eddie Bauer:

sordid, I do not do corporation with companies that do not offer the for all that height of repair to women as they do to men. 

The owing to why is because I'm sick of paying more over the extent of less from the garment assiduity.  Most women poverty an inseam other than the 29", 32" or 35" that you offer, because our heights vary,  to rights the way men's do. Women beyond the option of 22 in general don't want to walk around on their hems. I don't give a rat's ass encircling pants linings or any other arrange details that move at women's pants harder to hem; you designed the pants, morons, so figuring d‚mod‚ how to hem them is your problem. Any beat half with a type measure and a third be important tutoring is inventive of determining her inseam.

As seeing that the original perimeter, once you tot charged my assign membership press card, they are issue from, not yours, so I don't care what you judge devise the perimeter should be.  I don't really distress forth what they look like at the bottom, as be deficient in as they join my waist, butt, and thighs and don't journey me when I prance.

In epigrammatic, fuck you, Eddie Bauer.  I'm prevalent to catch's unoccupied once in a depressed moon.  I beg during any unwieldiness this may induce you.