Many people says that Duckra Yoga was revealed by an ancient yoghin called Quack Quackchandra, who lived in a cave because he was rejected from the orphanage Spit the carrot, eat a cabbage from the old hindi village Aboobadooboo. Why rejected? Because he was using to put small snakes and frogs inside the pants of his mates while these were sleeping, or, also, to slap the ladies on their innocent buttocks. Unfortunatelly, this last developed skill was applied also to some old lady teachers. But here it started the troubles for the little Quack Quackchandra: eack slap! on the old buttocks usually were launching some unbelievable farts. Peasents from that spiritual hindi village were almost killed because of the smell. Actually,
statistics from that time and region mention 6547756 cases of suicide. And this way, when it came the 6547756+1th case, which is hard to be computed right now, all of them decided to kill the little Quack. However, the most elder lady teacher, which was the one preffered for slapping, screamed to the people who came in front of the orphenage, armed with axes and maces: Don’t kill him!, she said, let him live full of shame, out there, in the jungle!. People judged the saying for two secs, and decided after that to kill also the slapped lady. But the leader ( which was leader because he had the most coloured axe) said full of wisdom: Stop it, guys! Let better let him run for 5 minutes and hunt him afterwards, just for fun!…. Hurrray!, screamed the crowd, Dammit! Let hunt, catch and cook the little bastard!… Hurray! Hurrray! Hurray! Ok, boys and girls, said the leader, let do it! Artefact no. 867752.(3) from National Museum of Aboobadooboo The legendary scene of Let all fuck the little Quack! And, anticipating with about several good thousands of years the more famous Run, Forrest, run!, the young Quack run through the jungle, and run, and run, and run for three months and a half. When finally he didn’t heard the screams of his hunters, he decided to rest for a while. Bad luck, it was the hole of a well-known tiger in the region, called Shere Khan. It happened that this one came back to his hole in a very bad mood, because he was humillated by the young tiger lady Francesca when it comes to make it together, second time… As you see, a lot of events in the universe were pushing the little Quack forward to meet his destiny. I didn’t know that this hole was taken, I’m sorry, sir!, said Quack, carefully stepping back. Fuck you kid, get lost!, said the brave tiger, starting to cry in the shadow of the jungle. Ok, bye-bye!, mister tiger, have a nice evening!, and Quack started to run again and again and again…

(1) - ancient times Run, Quack Gump, run! - nowadays Time for Tantra: run quickly girl, otherwise all partners will be taken!
(2) Looking for Nirvana …where the fuck did they move the entrance…?	(3)The way of Kundalini …pass through and get the ultimate date with the guru Donald the Duck.

After another three months of running he arrived to the Indian Ocean. He stopped there, and discovered the famous cave. Because he didn’t notice any number or name on it, he decided to name it The Cave of Quark, No. 1.

This way there were invented several concepts: 1 (math), address (posting), private property (law), quarks (quantum mechanics) – this last one simply by mistake, because he misspelled his name, Quack, on the board with the number of cave. But of course, this is the (single) way the science comes into our world: by mistake. All scientists know what I’m talking about. Excepting some that don’t read this blog.

History. Legends. Quack-quarks.

Well, while resting in the cave, little Quack Quackchandra started to cry. He actually was addicted to slapping people. And no people around to be slapped on the buttocks, or whereever…
Here it comes the next stage in our story.

After about 5-6 years of crying in the dark, the illumination strikes the teenager Quack Quackchandra right on the head, while he was playing with some bugs, before to eat them. What if I would slap myself…., he screamed, smashing by mistake his lunch, …I’ll be a complete man after fulfilling this!.
I will not discuss here that aspect of completness, it’s up to each of us on how to consider it. But I feel some pity for my hero, therefore I will just ask you to take into account that he was and ancient guy without any education, trying to slap something around, like any man on the planet Earth. …And, all around, no fuckin’ asses to be used, imagine!

He was so excited about his new idea so that he immediatelly started to practice.

And practiced…

Duckra Yoga Demo #1 : Slap the flea and let it be

Duckra Yoga Demo #2 : Gently push the flea ambush

Duckra Yoga Demo #3 : Enjoy yourself while slapping it, don't ever use as rhymme the shit

Year after year he came closer and closer to his target, and, this way, even without knwing it, he actually invented the famous Duckra Yoga.

Ok, boys and girls, please pay attention now.
Here it’s the deal: have the deepest secrets of Duckra Yoga for only $22.99, post here your card number and the rest. Supplimentary, I’ll send to you some relics from the legendary Quack Quackchandra. They’ll improve a lot your soup.
Offer available only for today and for the next 54 years.

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Blondes to Brunettes welcomes Ballarat final year fashion design student at RMIT, Stacey Berry. Here are a few sneak peek preview pics of what will be our September Issue window.

What's going on here?

Organised Chaos

Stacey in action!

It's a jungle out there!

The perfect sleeve?

Leather Clothing Collection

Fashion, like school, starts a new term in September. This year the trend with early form is leather, which has featured heavily in the early autumn editions of Vogue (hence Pixie Geldof in a shoot headlined “Leather Rebel”) as well as on the red carpet.

Chloë Sevigny, always a trailblazer for a difficult trend, sported a black leather, dungaree jumpsuit at a fashion bash in New York back in July. A month later, the fabric went A-list when Angelina Jolie chose a strapless, black leather shift for an Inglourious Basterds premiere (she has previous leather experience on the red carpet, having worn a floor-skimming gown for the premiere of Mr & Mrs Smith in 2005). More amenably for ordinary folk, a week later Agyness Deyn (right) teamed a leather pencil skirt with a Rocky Horror Picture Show T-shirt tucked neatly into her waistband. That felt like less of a flashy statement. In this latest reincarnation leather does seem less harsh. Instead it’s grown-up and glossy, with a hint of a biker reference and that brooding insouciance at which French Vogue so excels. Witness the leatherised power dressing that opened the Yves Saint Laurent show for autumn.

As comebacks go, it’s well timed. Harriet Quick, fashion features director of Vogue, argues that as a fabric leather suggests “investment” (and, indeed, even on the high street, it is not cheap). Ever since the recession, fashion labels have realised the attractiveness of items that have wardrobe longevity. Of course, the “It” bag, which dominated for the best part of this decade, had already trained the fashion-conscious to see leather goods as investment purchases, and thereby to spend more on them. The big fashion houses must be hoping it’s a practice that carries over to leather clothing.

“What’s appealing is the numerous ways leather is in fashion,” says Quick. “From mini-skirted trophy dresses at Balmain, to jackets, and even washed leather dungarees at YSL.” The high-street, from Marks & Spencer (whose leather shift was an early hit this time last year) to Kate Moss at Topshop (a pencil skirt and a floor-length mac).

But how should you wear leather? Rebecca Lowthorpe, fashion features director at Elle, thinks she has found a way to mix all the Gallic leather sexiness you could dream of, in a far more practical way. She says this season it’s all about the biker jacket but worn like a louche French actress. “Think breton T-shirt, cropped jeans, flats, big shades and a pout” •

Source: Guardian.co.uk

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I seem to have a tendency to smell really bad nowadays and I don’t know if it’s because of my clothes or that I’m in some kind of nasty era. Why did this have to happen just when school starts and when it’s so important for me to be fresh so my classmates will LIKE ME. Marika is the only person I dare to sit next to and I probably look like a freaked out anti social loser. Wonder if that’s something attractive? Maybe? No? Keep your fingers crossed that I won’t be an outcast for the rest of my high school years.

A principal called me a few minutes ago, said he would to tell me if I’ll get to change my estethic choice BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT apperentely, I don’t exist in their files. Go draggen and go me!

Hussein Chalayan has designed an exclusive collection for the jeans brand J Brand. The collection consists of three different models of jeans and can be found at the concept store Colette in Paris. This is what the designer says about the collaboration:

- Being able to apply my work at a denim line for me is a new opportunity to share the aesthetics of my hybrid brand. The combination J Brand´s approach and my own results a new language for the both of us.

Hussein Chalayans automn & winter collection 2009

So … about gorgeous model Missy Rayder who we mentioned in an earlier post. We’ve had the fortune to work with her twice now for the AW09 and the forthcoming SS10 campaign for our client DAY Birger et Mikkelsen. Missy is probably the most down-to-earth, charming and professional girl ever and she is an immense pleasure to spend a day with. She was teamed up with Danish model Tobias Sørensen, and we thought ourselves that they made quite a cool couple – luckily others agreed, see a recent post from Refinery 29 here.

For the AW09 campaign, shot on location here in Cph, we were part of the greatest team to realize our idea for DAY together with their Head of PR Tanja Nipper. See the whole campaign here.

Photography by Hasse Nielsen, Stylist Karin Smeds/LinkDetails, Hair Cim Mahony/The Wall Group, Make-up Sine Ginsborg/Unique Look, Idea & Art Direction LA

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Elysée Maison des Parfums are onoarea să prezinte, în exclusivitate pentru România – ‘EPIC’ for Woman şi ‘EPIC’ for Man, cele mai recente creaţii ale celebrei case de parfumuri de lux Amouage.

Noul parfum dezvăluie misterele Orientului şi legendele Drumului Mătăsii, combinând majestuos opulenţa şi senzualitatea Arabiei cu intensitatea lirică a Chinei, într-un amestec alchimic de esenţe preţioase, transportate altădată de-a lungul străvechilor drumuri comerciale.

E de ajuns doar o picătură din noul ‘EPIC’ for Woman pentru ca în faţa ochilor să apară ca prin farmec minunatele peşteri ale lui Alladin, pline de aur, perle, nestemate, mătăsuri, şi arome preţioase. Parfumul se deschide, misterios, cu note senzuale de scorţişoară şi chimion, pentru a deveni din ce în ce mai dramatic, prin aromele de trandafir, ceai si geranium, desăvârşindu-se într-o armonioasă combinaţie de oud şi frankincense, o sinteză încântătoare a celor mai preţioase arome orientale.

Inspirată de opera Turandot a lui Puccini, povestea femeii ‘EPIC’ este aceea a unei călătorii pline de pericole şi mister, de-a lungul Drumului Mătăsii, în căutarea iubirii perfecte – bărbatul ‘EPIC’.

‘EPIC’ for Man păstrează combinaţia de esenţe orientale rare şi foarte preţioase propunând un parfum cu arome de piper alb, frankincense, chimion, cardamom, mir, geranium, lemn de santal, patchouli, lemn de cedru şi musk.

Amouage Epic Man a fost semnată de creatorul Randa Hammami, în timp ce pentru Epic Woman au lucrat parfumierii Cecile Zarokian, Daniel Maurel şi Angeline Leporini.
Amouage. Casa de parfumuri Amouage a fost infiinţată acum 25 de ani de Sayyid Hamad bin Hamoud al bu Said, la cererea Sultanul Omanului, Qaboos bin Said, pentru a crea un dar regal, inegalabil, creat special pentru a fi ’cadoul Sultanului din Oman’.

A fost, de asemenea, intenţia lor de a povesti lumii întregi despre frankincense şi trandafirul de rocă, ingrediente rare care se găsesc doar în Oman.
Amouage continuă să fie un brand de lux, căutat de către cei mai sofisticaţi dintre consumatorii de parfumuri.

Elysée Maison des parfums, cel mai mare magazin de parfumuri exclusiviste din Europa Centrala si de Est, un proiect al Elysée Concept, propune 30 de branduri distribuite în exclusivitate în România – printre care şi esenţe rare, aflate pe lista de aşteptare în tări din întreaga lume.
Elysée Maison des Parfums, Piaţa Lahovari, Strada Tache Ionescu 29.